This is Big Brother, for todays task Gary Busey, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, David Hasslehoff, Clu Gulager, David Koechner, Katrina Bowden and that goofy guy from The League will film a sequel to Alexandre Aja's Piranha 3D, to be amusingly titled Piranha 3DD. The winners of todays task will be whoever still has a anything remotely resembling a career once the credits roll. It isn't going to be easy and many of you will fail, for those who are left be proud of your achievement, if you can survive this you can survive anything.
The screen capture above illustrates the perfect (only?) age to be able to enjoy John Gulager's Piranha 3DD. Having enjoyed Aja's remake of Joe Dante's original Piranha I expected the law of diminishing returns to take effect but this sequel is beyond terrible, considering it's budget it has to be one of the worst movies I've seen for many a year. Predictable, cheap, desperate, stupid and trashy in all of the worst ways imaginable the film is truly car crash cinema. It made me think of how even more unbearable Hobo With A Shotgun would have been without Rutger Hauer, yet Piranha 3DD makes that concept seem worthy of the Palme D'Or.
|The dialogue in this scene perfectly represents Piranha 3DD|