What could yours truly ever have to thank Megan Fox for? Read on and I'll tell you.
I've been struggling lately with this whole blogging lark, if I were a writer I guess you could call it writers block, since I'm not, let's just call it block. I've had a few problems lately, which I don't feel the need to burden you with but let's just say my mind has been clouded and I've really struggled with being able to focus on anything at all, never mind writing. These last few days we've made a breakthrough and made a few huge decisions about our future, leaving me scared and excited for said future, and this my friends is at least partly down to the lovely Megan.
Megan Fox, Hollywood hottie bar none to some, loud mouthed, obnoxious talentless trollop to others, she seriously polarises opinion. To me, she will now forever be the girl who cured me of my O.C.D. of buying dvds and blu rays. How?
Jennifer's body, the cure! I saw this pop up on HotUKdeals.com, available from Amazon for £3.97. Most people would have just ignored it, but not me, before I knew it it was in my cart and ordered. I couldn't help myself, it was cheap.
Don't get me wrong, I quite liked Jennifer's body, the movie took a lot of uncalled for flak in my opinion, it's pretty entertaining in a switch your brain off kind of way, but and this was the big question I asked myself afterwards, does anyone actually really need to own Jennifer's body? And on blu ray no less.
I tried to cancel the order but it was too late, and the blu ray arrived yesterday. As if to mock me further for my choices, the disc came in a suitably vacuous slipcover featuring Jennifer's moulded, pneumatic body sticking out at me.
Not only that but the distributor tried to sell the movie with this on the cover, not that the movie is better on blu ray but that Megan Fox is.
As a result, after this months recent buys posts, they will become a thing of the past. I have enough unwatched films to last me a lifetime and a lovefilm subscription to go with them. I like buying movies, but I feel like I've been buying too many Jennifer's bodies, and it's time to stop. I guess the failure to cancel the order was a good thing, in that now I have Megan's bumps to hang on to and remind me should I waver at all. So, thanks to Megan Fox for helping me regain my focus and come to my senses, and for that I'll even forgive you Transformers 2.