This is the first in a series of synopses from dvd releases of Hong Kong movies. Ever since I started buying video releases from HK I've found no end of amusement at the write ups of the movie on the back covers. I realised early on the video companies don't encourage proof reading, at least not by anyone who can read English anyway! The fun could be caused by terrible grammar, it could be atrocious spelling or maybe the fact they often give away the entire plot. Usually it's a combination of all three. The films often bare little resemblance to the synopsis as printed and the levels of surreality reached in some cases is hilarious. Be warned spoilers will undoubtedly be found!
For the first in a possibly long running series, here is the synopsis for The Black Panther Warriors, EXACTLY as printed.
One night, Police Inspector. Chou contact Alan leader of the Black Panther Warriors asking for his help to steal a box in Police Department in order to check their security system. Because of the attractive reward, Alan accept to take on his task. Alan united 6 warriors of different characters and differenttechniques formed a special team "The Black Panther Warriors" associated with him in this task. Under the leadership of Alan, the Black Panther Warriors start to check out the leakage in Police Department. They used their own techniques to overcome the difficulties meanwhile it also created lots of jokes andexciting stunt actions. Alan was caught when he stole the silver box. He was so surprised to know that his brother "Bloody Wolf" used him to steal the box. Bloody Wolf disappeared for 15 years, but for the silver box, he show up again. There is a lighten paper in the box. Lnorder to get back the lighten paper, the Bloody Wolf start the last war with The Black Panther Warriors.